(Here’s some fun with Christmas Carols written by publisher emeritus Bill Cooke in 2014.)
Neighbor Grover sez Merry Christmas to the best folks in the world—our readers and advertisers.
Okay, everybody, take this Christmas music quiz. Think carefully and you’ll be able to come up with the real name of each of these Christmas songs:
1. Colorless Yuletide
2. Castanea Seed Vesticated in a Conflagration
3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior-Incisors
4. Righteous Darkness
5. Arrival Time: 24 Hours/ Weather Conditions: Cloudless 6. L oy a l Fol lower s Advance
7. Far Off in a Feedbox
8. Array the Corridors
9. Lilliputian Male Percussionist 10. Monarchial Triad
11. Nocturnal Noiselessness 12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers 13. Red Man en Route to Borough
14. Frozen Precipitation Commence
15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle
16. Antlered Quadruped Valentino Namesake with the Vermilion Proboscis
17. Query, Regarding the Identity of Juvenile
18. Delight for this Planet
19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings
20. The Gross Square Root Festive Twenty-Four Hour Intervals
21. Jocund Elderly Martyr Lacking Five Cent Pieces
22. Expect My Arrival at My Domicile for Yuletide
23. Tintinnabulation Hollow, Cup-Shaped Metal Instruments
24. Perambulating in a Terrain of Stupefaction from
12/21 to 3/19
25. Oh Diminutive Hamlet of Israel South of Jerusalem
26. Hallucinating About an Ivory Yuletide in the First Person Narrative
27. Metallic Element AG Cup-Shaped Musical Instruments 28. Oh Yuletide Tall Woody Plant
29. I Witnessed Maternal Parent Osculating Bewhiskered Male in a Carmine Ensemble
30. Female A ncestor Experienced Collision with Rangifer Tarandus
31. Boreal Ice Crystal Homo Sapien
32. To This Place Advances the Personification of the Spirit of Christmas —bc— Okay. You got almost all of them but, here are the actual titles:
1. White Christmas
2. Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire
3. All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
4. O Holy Night
5. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear 6. O Come All Ye Faithful
7. Away in a Manger
8. Deck the Halls
9. Little Drummer Boy 10. We Three Kings
11. Silent Night
12. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
13. Santa Claus is Coming to Town
14. Let It Snow
15. Go! Tell It on the Mountain
16. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
17. What Child Is This?
18. Joy to the World
19. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
20. Twelve Days of Christmas 21. Jolly Old St. Nicholas
22. I’ll Be Home for Christmas
23. Jingle Bells
24. Walking in a Winter Wonderland
25. Oh, Little Town of Bethlehem
26. I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas
27. Silver Bells
28. Oh, Christmas Tree
29. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
30. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
31. Frosty the Snowman
32. Here Comes Santa Claus
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