I remember finding a book full of puns when I was young and I laughed and laughed, and since then I have never been able to resist them.
Former editor, Mike Brown, was chock full of them. They were all funny but some would make you groan.
I ran across this list of puns about love so you just know I have to share them with you.
She fell in love with an astronaut but he wanted space.
She fell in love with a gym trainer but it didn’t work out.
She fell in love with a banker but he showed no interest.
She fell in love with a gamer but she got played.
He fell in love with a math teacher but he still doesn’t know y.
She fell in love with a soccer player but he wasn’t a keeper.
She fell in love with a teacher but he has no class.
She fell in love with a doctor but he doesn’t treat her well.
She fell in love with an actor but it ended dramatically.
She fell in love with a physicist and we can now see the gravity of the situation.
She fell in love with a tailor but he didn’t suit her.
She fell in love with an athlete but he didn’t go the distance.
She fell in love with a tour guide but it ended up going nowhere.
She fell in love with an electrician but there was no spark.
She fell in love with a guitarist but he didn’t want any strings attached.
She fell in love with a geologist but the relationship was always rocky.
She fell in love with a sniper but he insisted on a long-distance relationship.
She fell in love with a barber but he chose to cut it short.
She fell in love with a doctor but he made her sick.
She fell in love with a comedian but he took her as a joke.
She fell in love with an architect but he drew the lines and needed space.
She fell in love with a firefighter but he said she wasn’t hot enough.
She fell in love with a businessman but he can’t deal with her.
She fell in love with a cleaner but it was a mess.
And my personal favorite:
She fell in love with a journalist but that wasn’t news at all.
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