Just when you think you have heard it all, there is this

A Beaverton, OR mom left her car running as she stepped into a local store and, sure enough, a car thief drove off with her vehicle. Unbeknownst to him, there was a four-year-old child in the back seat, says the Association of Mature American Citizens. But, apparently, he was a good thief, so he turned around, drove back to the scene of the crime, found the kid’s mother, returned her child and proceeded to give her a tongue lashing for being so careless before stealing her automobile for a second time. The police found the car some 18 miles away in Portland but not the culprit.