Golfers, duffers say the craziest things

Wife Pegaroo and I just spent the better part of three weeks hacking around with bronchitis so we really appreciated the following yarn sent my way by Mary Jane Boyd. A funeral procession is going up a steep hill on Main

Street when the rear door of the hearse fl ies open, the coffi n falls out, speeds down Main Street and into a pharmacy and crashes into the counter. The lid pops open and the deceased says to the astonished pharmacist: "You got anything to stop this coffi n?"


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