A few jokes and some sesqui stuff
News Staff
An old married couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the seniors’ special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99.
“Sounds good,” the wife said, “but I don’t want the eggs.”
“Then, I’ll have to charge you $3.49 because you’re ordering a la carte,” the waiter warned her.
Thu, 07/04/2024 - 00:00
