A little teacher humor for you this week

FALLING FAR FROM THE TREE Back in my day we used to say, “Kids say the darndest things, but nobody seems to say “darndest” anymore. I think our teacher readers, both past and present, will enjoy this. 1. “Oh I can’t wear my new glasses in your class because it’s math.

If a vacuum really sucks, it that good or bad?

The following story is making its rounds in cyberspace and I’ve received it from several readers. There’s a real lesson in economics here, so if you’re puzzled about how things are being done nowadays, this might be very enlightening.

Looking back...

100 YEARS AGO… The Rockdale Public School was closed on account of the epidemic of flu having stuck hard among the teachers. Both Supt. Hodges and Principal Hughes were forced to bed.

Encourage and build up one another

Rev. Dr. John Kinney is Dean of Samuel DeWitt Proctor School of Theology at Virginia Union University. Dr. Kinney was brought up and schooled in Wheeling, West Virginia in the days of segregation, meaning there were no white children at his school.

Jesus is the answer

When Jesus told us we would have trouble in this world, He was not kidding (John 16:33). I’ve been reminded almost daily for the last couple of months how hard it is out there.

Staying strong in Milam County

This last week was exactly the sort of event we think about when we have emergency management training like we did on Jan. 24. There is never a way to tell what will happen, when something will happen or what the dangers will be.

Black history

Every February, we celebrate the achievements of African Americans On the front page of this week’s Reporter you’ll see the second installment of Tamara Hebert Powell’s Black History Month series featuring Rockdale’s own women’s professional basketball pioneer Liz Galloway McQuitter.

Lots to be thankful for after past week

FALLING FAR FROM THE TREE After this past week I am truly thankful that the weather isn’t quite as cold and for many other things. Our electricity at home and at The Reporter went out about 4 a.m. Wednesday. We got the house back on Saturday and the office on Sunday.

Looking back...

By special arrangement the local Post of the American Legion secured the official U.S. Government picture of the World War—“America’s Answer,” which was to be shown one day at Maxie’s Theater on Feb. 9.

Funny signs from all over the states

(A repeat of a 2011 column from Publisher Emeritus Bill Cooke.) Signs of the Times On a septic tank truck: We’re No. 1 in the No. 2 business. At a gynecologist’s office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix. At a proctologist’s door: To ex pedite your visit, please back in.